zanetheaiden:

adriofthedead:

sleuthed:

theoncomingstormcage:

Some snakes are super light and can flatten their body to glide through the air. The air used to be safe. Snakes don’t need planes anymore.

why is this hilarious to me

nnnnnyoooooom

OUT OF MY WAY BITCHESSSS THERE’SSS A SSSSSSALE GOING ON AT MACY’S
tastefullyoffensive:

[sarahandersen]
kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog